Figgy Pudding | Unisex Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater
Ladies, This Is A Unisex Sweatshirt! So please double check the size guide in the images before ordering. Most of the time, ordering a size smaller does the trick, but check the size guide to be sure!
You know, all this talk about Figgy Pudding, and not once, NOT ONCE, has anyone actually dished some up.
Imagine you're outside, making the season all Jolly and sh*t, singing to people, FREE OF CHARGE, and all you ask for is a little helping of Figgy Pudding to ward of the frostbite. What are you met with? A closing door. Cold as ice. Not just the ground you're standing on, but also the emotional turmoil that remains when you're left to pick up the pieces, and waddle along to the next house.
This funny unisex christmas sweatshirt is looking to put an end to that madness, once and for all. A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months, and perfect for caroling! This pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater is made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
• Fun & Festive!
• Intimidates Onlookers Into Coughing Up Some of that Good Good.
• Classic fit
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband
• Wearing Does Not GUARANTEE that you'll acquire Figgy Pudding.
• You Don't Own It Yet!